underage – Pete's Limericks

Sweetie

Budding breasts, cheeky, cute, little dolly…
Don’t go there… to do would be folly…
No matter how frisky,
To fuck her’s too risky…
Though all for the price of a lolly!

Candyman

Little slut… but damn gorgeous… a dandy!
Cute, flirty and dirty and randy…
Too young by a mile…
But those tits! That sly smile…
Why not offer the hussy some candy?

The sublime and the ridiculous

Only thing he could think at the time,
Was the fuck was just fucking sublime!
She was too young, he knew,
But she wanted it too…
If she starts it, well fuck, ain’t no crime!

Calling her bluff

Pretty pussy, with just enough fluff…
Keep it up, he might just call her bluff!
Little tits, sly pink tongue…
She thinks, being too young,
He won’t fuck her… Well fuck, baby, tough!

Wench, for the use of

Being drunk, of course, didn’t excuse it…
An offer too good to refuse… it
Was wrong, and he knew…
She was too young to screw…
But who’d know, he thought… Use it or lose it!

Rite of passage

She was young, he knew, slutty damn kid,
Only fifteen, in fact (which she hid),
Still a virgin, what’s more,
Which she found a big bore…
“Fuck me mister!” she said. So he did.

The old grey mare

It had all been a dreadful mistake.
He was only fifteen. for god’s sake!
But a virile young colt,
And although her own fault,
A mistake she was happy to make!

Tête-à-tête

Bill and Pete had a quick tête-à-tête…
Young and sexy… too young? Better yet!
In the back of the car,
Minus panties and bra,
Lovely tits, lovely cunt, nice and wet!

Living the dream

Barely legal, (or maybe not quite),
Nice firm tits, pussy supple and tight…
Like a fantasy screw!
She was into it too…
Though at first, true, she’d squealed in fright.