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The honey pot

Said his father, “A word of advice;
Tits and pussies and bums may entice,
Which is all very well,
But the thing, truth to tell,
Is a chap’s fucking comes at a price!”

Author petePosted on September 10, 2014March 26, 2020Categories AOTags bum, fucking, limerick, pussies, pussy, tits

Coalition of the willing

At the bar he picked up a young redhead,
Nice tits, (but a bit of a dead-head),
And willing enough;
Didn’t mind he got rough,
Being spanked or hand-cuffed to the bed-head.

Author petePosted on July 29, 2014February 4, 2020Categories PGTags bondage, hand-cuffed, limerick, redhead, rough sex, spanked, tits

Time exposure

She said “Bloody hell! This is the pits!
Tied up, stark naked, freezing my tits!
And you haven’t done much,
But take photos and such;
If it’s hard yet, let’s see where it fits!”

Author petePosted on June 26, 2014June 30, 2024Categories PGTags bondage, hard, limerick, naked, pits, tied up, tits

Hippy chick

She’d forsaken bras, panties and lippy,
Smoked dope and tripped out, gone all hippy.
Nice tits, see-through shirt,
Nipples hard… Did they hurt,
When they bounced, if the weather was nippy?

Author petePosted on June 5, 2014June 30, 2024Categories PGTags bra, dope, hard, hippy, limerick, nipples, panties, tits

Getting it off her chest

When he buried his face in her chest,
Tweaked her nipple or fondled a breast,
She’d just sigh, roll her eyes,
Say “What gives with you guys?
They’re just tits! God, you make me depressed!”

Author petePosted on April 20, 2014June 30, 2024Categories PGTags breast, chest, fondle, limerick, nipple, tits

Pendular motion

He’d just chuckled a bit, and they’d squabbled;
He’d laughed at the way her arse wobbled
When wearing high heels.
“Just think how it feels!”
She sobbed, as she tottered and hobbled.

Author petePosted on March 16, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags high heels, limerick, pendular motion, tits, wobbly tits

Au naturelle

It was plain, once her tits were unholstered,
They’d never been surgically bolstered.
Her arse, he could feel,
Was bouncy and real!
Good Lord! How that girl was uphostered!

Author petePosted on March 1, 2014June 30, 2024Categories PGTags arse, au naturelle, limerick, natural tits, tits

Pantomime

He unfastened her brassiere clasp.
She let out a theatrical gasp.
“Gosh, you’re naughty!” she cried.
“Yep!” he said, with some pride,
Both her tits snugly now in his grasp!

Author petePosted on February 28, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags bra, brassiere, limerick, naughty, tits

The rake’s progress

With the dissolute ways he’d  espoused,
He dressed rakishly, gambled, caroused.
He’d squeeze tits, pat and rub
Wenches’ cunts at the pub;
Codpiece bulging the more, when aroused!

Author petePosted on January 31, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags dissolute, erection, limerick, pub, rub, squeeze, the rake's progress, tits

The icing on the cake

She’d had too many whiskies, she feared.
She’d lost her clothes too, it appeared.
And what was this goo,
Trickling out of her too,
On her tits and her face, caked and smeared?

Author petePosted on December 29, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags drunk, face, goo, limerick, naked, smeared, tits

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