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If push came to shove

Her ripe body he couldn’t but covet…
He knew in his heart that she’d love it…
Awake, late at night,
He dreamed dreams of her tight
Secret places he wanted to shove it.

Author adminPosted on April 27, 2021Categories AOTags fantasy, limerick, lust, tight

Beyond reasonable doubt

Says he’s got a big cock, which I doubt,
She thinks… maybe it should be tried out…
Yep! A monster alright…
In fact so fucking tight,
Pulled her whole fucking cunt inside out!

Author adminPosted on April 26, 2021Categories AOTags big cock, limerick, tight

Apprehending the truth

She undressed. His cock stood to attention!
It filled her with great apprehension.
It filled her alright!
Good and hard, Good and tight,
Pretty plainly, of course, his intention!

Author petePosted on July 31, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags cock, erection, limerick, tight

First time lucky

“We’ll that wasn’t too bad!” she’d said, brightly.
“Tight fit, but it only hurt slightly!”
Still, though, a bit shocked
That he’d gone off half-cocked…
Half-way in… so she’d been let off lightly.

Author petePosted on March 16, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags first fuck, half-cocked, limerick, premature ejaculation, tight, virgin, virginty

Feeling it in her bones

Although virginal, tight, tense and narrow,
His cock, long, hard, straight as an arrow,
Plunged in to the bone!
Though she let out a moan,
She was secretly thrilled to the marrow!

Author petePosted on January 1, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags bone, cock, hard, limerick, moan, thrilled to the marrow, tight, virgin, virginal

Turkish delight

They call Fatima “Turkish delight”;
Soft, brown skin, pink inside, sweet to bite!
Tasting, smelling of roses.
Sniff! Lick, as she dozes!
A thousand nights fucked, and still tight!

Author adminPosted on April 20, 2013June 11, 2020Categories PGTags bite, fucked, lick, limerick, pink, sniff, tight, Turkish, Turkish delight

Heaven on a stick

She came just to his elbows in height,
Tits not big but not small, about right;
She could perch on his prick
Like a doll on a stick
Or a glove on his hand, but more tight!

Author petePosted on February 1, 2012August 2, 2020Categories AOTags doll, limerick, prick, tight, tits

Once bitten

He said “What, do you think I might bite?
Just one kiss, and we’ll call it a night.”
But he lied, truth to tell,
And she, virgin as well,
Proved corruptible, horny and tight!

Author petePosted on August 26, 2011May 10, 2020Categories AOTags bite, horny, kiss, limerick, tight, virgin

Catholic guilt

Between pangs of regret, and of guilt
On each stroke he plunged in to the hilt.
It was wrong, but felt right,
And so warm and so tight,
As he flooded her womb with his milt.

Author petePosted on August 15, 2011May 10, 2020Categories AOTags guilt, limerick, stroke, tight, womb

Sweater

Her breasts fought like two cats in her sweater,
No brassiere, either, to fetter
His naked delight:
It was thin, it was tight,
God! If only her sweater were wetter!

Author petePosted on July 30, 2011April 28, 2020Categories PGTags brassiere, breasts, limerick, naked, tight

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