“Look, I know that I’m, like, well endowed,
And I know, when I come, I’m quite loud…
But I just wanna say…
I ain’t no slut. Okay?
And three does seem a bit of a crowd.
Tag: threesome
Misused
“I ain’t sayin’ I ain’t gonna miss yous,”
She said to them, “Just, I have issues.
You both fuck me rough,
And get jealous and stuff,
And I’m over it! Pass me the tissues!”
Party games
So… she said, darling, how shall it be?
Fuck her first, while I watch, then fuck me?
Fuck us both, both at once,
Playing musical cunts?
Who’ll come first? Let’s just suck it and see!
Double feature
“God,” he said. “ I just love fucking twins;
The same woman in two matching skins!
A man’s hard put to know
In which hole he should go,
Where one ends, and the other begins!
Logical fallacy
God! Men’s logic was so hard to follow!
He’d dumped her! She felt sort of hollow.
What more could she do?
Gave him head, fucked him too!
Maybe threesomes? Or else learn to swallow.
Mateship
We get drunk. My mate’s girlfriend is there.
They start fucking. I say “That’s not fair!
I’ve got no one to screw!”
He says “You fuck her too…
She’s got plenty of holes. We can share!”
Full-filling
She reached back and jiggled her hand, which,
Of course, caused his cock to expand, which
He rubbed on her bum
And, in front, soon to come
His friend’s cock; she the meat in their sandwich!
Getting off, getting on
Getting older, good roots ever fewer,
Loose women more hard to procure,
For kinkier thrills,
Not to waste the blue pills,
He booked two girls most nights, to be sure!
Best friends
They did make quite a handsome young pair,
Which was nice, but it didn’t seem fair!
Her friend had him to screw;
What was she meant to do?
Though, perhaps, they could take turns and share!
A friend to all
To say ‘slut’ would be vulgar and crass.
She was just an adventurous lass,
Who enjoyed sex with men…
Women too, now and then…
Either / or, both at once, or en masse.