She had “Squeeze me” tattooed on one titty,
And thought herself frightfully witty.
She thought then, down there,
She could shave off the hair
And get someone to ink “Pat the kitty!”
Tag: tattoo
Fresh meat
Young and pretty, nice tasty fresh meat.
Where her panties and stocking mesh meet,
A still-recent tattoo…
Doesn’t know what to do…
Which is what makes her tender flesh sweet!
Tattooed pussy
“So,” he said. “Where d’ya want yer tattoo?”
“Me right tit. And me left. Do that too.”
“And yer pussy as well?”
“Yeah,” she said. “What the hell!
I can shave her, and bring the cat too!”
Sideshow Alley
Sideshows, freaks, all the fun of the fair,
Tattooed lady, her titties all bare!
For a buck on the side,
She’ll lie back, open wide,
To show snakes and rude words, tattooed there!
Rude awakening
In her blog, she typed “What the fuck! Weird!
I got drunk, and when the fog cleared,
I showered and … Shit!
A tattoo on my tit?
And my pussy looks rather dog-eared.”
User pays
Any way that men twisted and bent her,
To get at the hole in her centre,
Was okay, she said,
Just as long as they read
Her tattoo, which said “Pay as you enter”.
Still-life
On her bosom was tattooed a filigree,
Etched there, tattooists of skill agree,
Painstakingly,
Rather breathtakingly,
Even artists more run of the mill agree.
Her pride and joy
Cats
On each breast were drawn faces of cats,
From each nipple hung little gold rats,
Like a pussy-cat’s prey;
Yes, one would have to say
That the woman had great tits for tatts!
Intramural sports
A rebellious young lady from Dural
Found life there predictably rural.
She liked being screwed
Getting drunk and tattooed:
She was sort of a fuckable mural.