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Surprise package

She exclaimed “God! It’s awfully stuffy!”
Small tits… nipples rosy and puffy!
(She’d shrugged off her dress.)
(Well, not shy then, he’d guess!)
And her pussy hair… shiny and fluffy!

Author petePosted on August 12, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, puffy nipples, pussy hair, small tits, strip

Thrice blessed

Eyes that smoulder, her lips taste like spice.
They embrace, and she strips in a trice.
Perfect arse, perfect tits,
His cock seamlessly fits
In her pussy, which grips like a vise!

Author petePosted on June 5, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags arse, cock, limerick, pussy, strip, tits

The cure

Still a virgin, She made a clean breast of it.
“Okay, I’ll just make the best of it…
Don’t worry… Strip…
I’ll just put in the tip…”
“God, that’s good!” she cried. “Stick in the rest of it!”

Author petePosted on March 19, 2015July 5, 2024Categories PGTags breast, consent, limerick, strip, virgin

Surprise party

She enjoys the strange games he devises.
What pleasure! What pain! What surprises!
She’s ordered to strip;
Will she suffer the whip?
Or his dildos, of all shapes and sizes!

Author adminPosted on October 13, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags B&D, bondage, dildo, game, limerick, pain, strip, submissive, whip

Willy-nilly

She was pretty and buxom, but silly;
Her bras and her panties were frilly.
She’d strip off when hot,
Got her tits out a lot,
And she called a man’s penis a “willy”!

Author adminPosted on August 19, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags bra, buxom, frilly, limerick, panties, penis, strip, tits, willy

Feeling lucky

She said “Come on! We don’t have all night!”
She undressed, and she turned down the light.
“I’m not saying ‘Let’s fuck’,
But strip off, try your luck…
There’s a pretty good chance that we might!”

Author adminPosted on April 14, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, seduction, strip, strip off, undressed

Testing the water

She decided it came down to trust,
She, like him, bursting, brim-full with lust;
They’d entirely strip,
He’d put in just the tip,
Part her lips, rub and slip, but not thrust!

Author adminPosted on March 11, 2013June 21, 2024Categories AOTags just the tip, limerick, lips, lust, strip, thrust, trust

Smells like team spirit

As the locker room’s big mirror fogs,
And the girls all strip off their wet togs,
In the shower they squeal,
Share soap, cop a feel,
Play turns into slippery snogs!

Author petePosted on August 4, 2012June 20, 2024Categories AOTags cop a feel, lesbian, limerick, locker room, shower, snog, strip

The upper hand

When he groped at her tits, she got cross,
And thought “Fuck it! I’ll show him who’s boss!”
So she did a slow strip;
First he started to drip,
Then he came, and she thought “Well, small loss!”

Author petePosted on November 2, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags came, groped, limerick, premature ejaculation, strip, tits

Whispering sweet nothings

She’s a quaint anatomical freak;
She tells men her vagina can speak,
Then she giggles and strips,
And she can move her lips,
But her pussy can’t do more than squeak.

Author petePosted on July 20, 2011May 9, 2020Categories AOTags freak, limerick, lips, pussy, strip, vagina

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