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On the cards

Flowers, gifts, a guy does the hard yards,
A first kiss, and the girls drop their guards!
A sly squeeze of a breast;
If she doesn’t protest,
Well, of course, a fuck’s quite on the cards!

Author petePosted on October 29, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags breast, consent, first kiss, fuck, limerick, on the cards, squeeze, the hard yards

The rake’s progress

With the dissolute ways he’d  espoused,
He dressed rakishly, gambled, caroused.
He’d squeeze tits, pat and rub
Wenches’ cunts at the pub;
Codpiece bulging the more, when aroused!

Author petePosted on January 31, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags dissolute, erection, limerick, pub, rub, squeeze, the rake's progress, tits

Naughty, but nice

Santa gave her young titties a squeeze.
“You’ve been naughty,” he said, with a wheeze,
“So I’m going to spank you.”
“Gosh! Yes!” she said, “Thank you!
And fuck me then too, Santa, please!”

Author petePosted on December 25, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, naughty, Santa, Santa Claus, spank, squeeze, tits, titties

The origin of the phrase

Call me cynical, harsh, doubting Thomas,
But girls tend to keep themselves from us;
They flirt and they tease,
Even give it a squeeze,
Then cop out, with a lick and a promise!

Author adminPosted on February 24, 2013June 20, 2024Categories AOTags a lick and a promise, fellatio, flirt, limerick, masturbation, squeeze, tease

Fallen woman

She allowed him a squeeze and a grope,
And set foot on the slippery slope.
Soon she fondled him too;
He grew hard, as men do,
She undressed, then, to give him more scope.

Author adminPosted on February 15, 2013June 20, 2024Categories PGTags fondled, grope, hard, limerick, masturbation, slippery slope, squeeze, undressed

Decency

Her thin smock, worn for decency’s sake,
Was threadbare, much too small, and opaque;
There was so little to it,
Her tits showed right through it!
He’d squeeze them, but then she might wake.

Author petePosted on August 6, 2012June 20, 2024Categories PGTags decency, indecency, limerick, smock, squeeze, tits

Je ne sais quoi

She exuded a je ne sais quoi;
She invited him to her boudoir.
She undid her chemise
Bared her breast to his squeeze
While she gave him a wet kiss, mmmwah!

Author petePosted on November 2, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags boudoir, breast, French, je ne sais quoi, kiss, limerick, squeeze

German frauleins

German frauleins are sturdy and buxom,
Big titties, and don’t mind who sucks ’em,
With thighs like young trees,
They can use just to squeeze,
Or to buck under whomever fucks ’em.

Author adminPosted on April 30, 2011April 13, 2020Categories AOTags buxom, fuck, limerick, squeeze, suck, thighs, tits, titties

Manners do matter

Though the girl was an unashamed tease,
When he begged for a root, and said “please”,
She took something like pity,
Exposed some more titty,
And gave his poor hard-on a squeeze.

Author adminPosted on March 6, 2011April 5, 2020Categories AOTags hard-on, limerick, pity, root, squeeze, tease, titties, titty

Rock and roll

I once met this thin jock and his moll
And I asked if they played rock and roll.
He said, squeezing her tit,
“Well, we listen a bit,
But we mostly just play cock and hole!”

Author adminPosted on March 2, 2011December 4, 2019Categories XTags cock, hole, jock, limerick, moll, squeeze, tit

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