“Lovely cock!” she said, smacking her lips,
And though titless, and lacking in hips,
She gave head like a pro,
And, as time would soon show,
Wasn’t shy of the cracking of whips!
Tag: small tits
Slim pickings
Perky titties, and lean as a whippet.
Her skirt little more than a snippet
Attracting one’s gaze,
As one thought of the ways,
And the holes into which one might slip it!
Surprise package
She exclaimed “God! It’s awfully stuffy!”
Small tits… nipples rosy and puffy!
(She’d shrugged off her dress.)
(Well, not shy then, he’d guess!)
And her pussy hair… shiny and fluffy!
Truth in advertising
“Virgin. Eighteen. Great body. Superb!”
So it said in the newspaper blurb.
He drove by, as you do,
But the only thing new
Was a small-titted kid on the kerb.
Mother-daughter talk
She’d developed a lovely blonde thatch,
And nice cupcake-sized titties to match;
Then one day she said “Mummy,
I think cum’s quite yummy,
And fucking’s the best! What’s the catch?”
Moral critique
Little tits, pussy could have been tighter;
Not bad, though, for just a one-nighter.
His wife wouldn’t know,
And she’d wanted it, though
That somehow didn’t make it much righter.
The girl next door
Though her tits are just bumps on her ribs,
“I might marry you one day” he fibs.
She says “I love you too…
When I’m ready to screw,
And I’m old enough to, you’re first dibs!”
Faint praise
Though his manner was surly and gruff,
It was mostly all bluster and bluff.
“Well, you’ve got a nice figure…
Your tits could be bigger,”
He grumped… “but you’ve got a nice muff.”
A head start
Though tits-wise she had not much to show,
Getting rooted might be touch and go.
“Want to give me some head?”
“Yeah, I guess so,” she said.
Better quick than just that much too slow!
Maid in China
Tā shì hěn fēijīchăng, wǒ zhīdao,
Kěshì hěn xĭhuan kǒujiāo hé cào!
Měi yī tiān, měi ge wăn,
Tā yào chuī xião, chăo fàn!
Wǒ hěn gāoxìng, wǒ sān cì dă pào!
她 是 很 飞机场，我 知道，
可是 很 喜欢 口交 和 肏操。
每一 天， 每个 晚
她 要 吹箫，炒饭！
我 很 高兴， 我 三次 打泡！
She’s as flat as a pancake, I know,
But gives great head, and never says no!
She’d fuck all day and night,
Give me blow jobs… Alright!
I’ll come once, twice, three times in a row!