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A time of reflection

In the church, as she kneels and prays
And reflects on her sins, her mind strays,
To the things she did then,
Longs to do once again,
Which her dripping wet pussy betrays!

Author petePosted on January 2, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags church, limerick, pussy, religion, sin, wet pussy

Learning on the job

Though a sin, as he knew, lust burned on;
He was constantly hard and turned on,
So he went to a whore,
With whom fucking, and more,
Could be practised, learned in, (or learned on).

Author petePosted on October 22, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags fucking, hard, limerick, lust, sin, turned on, whore

The laying on of hands

Is it sinful? she wondered, undressing,
This touching myself, or a blessing?
If sinning I am,
Then I don’t give a damn,
And won’t trouble the priest by confessing!

Author petePosted on July 16, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags catholic, limerick, masturbation, sin, sinful, touching herself

The answer to prayer

From the straight path and narrow she’d strayed,
Given in and had sex, now she prayed
Not for mercy, God-sent,
Since she didn’t repent,
But for more of the same, I’m afraid!

Author petePosted on March 26, 2015July 5, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, religion, sin, virgin

The balance of probability

Though she put up some token resistance,
Maintained a (heart-breaking) safe distance,
At last she gave in,
Though she knew it a sin,
To his lustful, soft-spoken insistence!

Author petePosted on March 24, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags consent, limerick, lust, sin, virgin

The sacred and the profane

Though to root him had been just insanity,
She, like most frail humanity,
Gave in to sin,
And then, once it was in,
Moaned “Oh God! Fuck!” to add, too, profanity.

Author petePosted on October 29, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, god, limerick, religion, sacred and profane, sin

Loss of innocence

At the point of (Sob! Gasp!) no return,
Beyond guilt, past religious concern,
Reckless now, lost to sin,
She begged “Put it all in!”
Though so innocent, eager to learn!

Author petePosted on June 13, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags guilt, innocent, limerick, point of no return, religion, sin, virgin, virginity

All sinners great and small

In her innocence, Mary, God bless her,
One Friday night asked her confessor,
“If fucking’s a sin…
To not put it all in…
Or to suck it… which sin is the lesser?”

Author adminPosted on August 26, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags Christianity, confession, fucking, limerick, oral, sin, suck

Kissin' cousins

Was it sinful? Illegal? Ill-fated?
Once found out, what fuss it created!
Young people in love;
They fuck. Heavens above!
Do you think that they care they’re related?

Author adminPosted on June 17, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, incest, limerick, love, sin, sinful

Penance

She’d confessed her sins. Meekly she knelt,
To accept whate’er penance was dealt,
On the cold altar stairs,
For the priest’s mournful prayers,
Or the kiss of the cane, or his belt.

Author adminPosted on April 9, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags belt, cane, catholicism, kiss, limerick, penance, priest, religion, sin

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