“Gonna fuck you five ways,” the guy told her
Proceeded to hold her and fold her,
To access her cunt,
Inside out, back to front…
Sprained her back, and her pussy and shoulder!
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Bent to his purpose
Folded, twisted like damn origami,
She mused “This might possibly harm me…
Fucked fifteen strange ways…
Well, as long as he pays…
Fucking cock like a fucking salami!
Tinseltown
She hit Tinseltown, stars in her eyes;
Famous people, big cars, hunky guys!
After lots of auditions,
Some new sex positions,
She just sits in bars now and cries.
Pushing her envelope
They had sex in ways many and various,
Certain ways rather precarious;
Some made her come,
Some were awkward or dumb,
Others painful, some bloody hilarious!
The sporting type
“He’s a prick!” said her friend, with a frown.
“Are you gonna take that lying down?”
“Lying, standing, all-fours,
On a park bench, outdoors!
In the bath! I don’t care if I drown!”
Two in the bush
She’d somehow, just instinctively, known,
Whether supine or kneeling or prone,
Two was better than one,
Being screwed much more fun
Than her finger at home on her own!
Greek girls
God, those Greek women know how to please!
Olive oil, fresh figs, goat’s milk cheese,
Extra-virgin, or not,
Tits, bum, bushy young twat!
Standing up, lying down, hands-and-knees!
User pays
Any way that men twisted and bent her,
To get at the hole in her centre,
Was okay, she said,
Just as long as they read
Her tattoo, which said “Pay as you enter”.
The ties that bind
She was head-over-heels, besotted;
Thank goodness the ropes were well knotted!
They say love is blind,
And she didn’t much mind
If she stood for it, lay down or squatted!