There was a young girl from Moruya;
Just had her first kiss! Hallelujah!
She whispered to Mum,
Who came over all glum,
And said “Next, he’ll be wantin’ to screw ya!”
Tag: screw
In praise of older women
She drank more, her tits sagged, she got beamier;
Sex with her, though, just got steamier!
Dissolute, true,
But by God, she could screw!
Still, her life, plagued by scandal, grew seamier.
No frills
Their relationship was unconventional,
Some would say too one-dimensional;
He and she knew
They met only to screw,
Fuck each other, no strings, quite intentional.
Unsolicited male
Not a great night. In fact sad. Flunk! Fail!
She’d got dressed up, gone out, drunk ale,
Thrown up in the loo,
Gave a half-hearted screw
To another ungrateful junk male!
Nothing to crow about
The poor jock, muscled up, big and tanned,
Looked crestfallen, could not understand;
“No reflection on you,”
She’d said, “Thanks for the screw,
Though it was a bit, shall we say, bland.”
Poor cow
“All this shit from one stupid damn screw!
Baby vomit and piss, baby poo!
My nice tits turned to udders!”
She whimpers and shudders.
Oh fuck! Fucking hell! Fucking moo!”
Mateship
Bloody men, standing round by the keg!
Don’t they want to throw over the leg?
What’s a girl got to do
In this place for a screw,
Get her knickers off, bend down and beg?
All cats are grey in the dark
He just wanted some pussy, some bint,
But was hard up. In fact he was skint,
So he’d have to make do,
If he wanted a screw,
With the whore with the hare-lip and squint.
One track mind
“All you men have a damn one track mind!”
She complained. “True,” he said, “but I find
Women think of sex too;
I’d be up for a screw,
If perchance you were that way inclined!”
Reminiscing
“Albert, dear,” she said, reminiscing,
“Apart from the cuddling and kissing,
I rather miss too
Hearing, after we’d screw,
The quite thunderous sound of your pissing!”