The sign said
PRETTY PUSSY FOR SALE
LOVES GAMES. YOUNG AND FRISKY. NO TAIL 🙂
BLUE EYES, GINGER FUR
COME AND PLAY. MAKE HER PURR!
UP THE STAIRS. KNOCK THREE TIMES. ASK FOR GAIL
Tag: pussy
Smile
She pressed SEND.
“Like my tits? Wanna squeeze?”
He typed back
Pussy 2?
She: Say please!
Ping!
Her pussy, spread wide,
Fingers poked up inside…
He: Sweet cunt. Next time tell it Say Cheese.
Codicil
When I said yes, she said, what I meant,
Was like yeah… to a certain extent…
You could fuck me… you know…
In my pussy but, though…
Not my arse, which is right where it went!
Time out
She said “Steady up, fellas! like… gosh!
All those cocks… it’s a bit of a squash!
I can’t swallow much more…
And my arseholes damn sore…
And my poor little pussy’s awash!
An educational experience
“Come,” she said. “I know somewhere secluded.
He came… she was swiftly denuded…
Poor guy, like a child…
“I’m all yours kid!” She smiled.
Pussy, mouth, and my arsehole included!”
The deal
“Come on, babe,” said the guy. “What’s it worth?
Name your price! (Said with unseemly mirth.)
“Pussy’s pussy, alright?
And I ain’t got all night…
And you ain’t, like, the last cunt on Earth.”
Invitation
Pussy lips pouting, damp, convoluted,
Just slightly agape, so well suited
To focus the mind…
As if purpose-designed
To be lovingly touched, kissed and rooted!
First date
Push-up bra, panties scraps of white lace,
She’ll at least let him get to first base,
Maybe feel her tits…
Pussy damp, where she sits,
She thinks “Yeah, fuck me too… watch this space!”
His divided attention
It’s distracting, that can’t be denied,
How she’s sitting there, legs open wide,
And the way her jeans fit…
Centre seam up her slit,
And one pussy lip down either side!
Alley cat
He reflected, while doing her, doggy,
“This cunt ain’t just wet, it’s damn soggy!
Lank hair, droopy lips,
Kinda squelches and drips…
Ain’t no pedigree pussy, just moggy!”