Tag: pussy

Behcet’s Syndrome

There’s a disease going round Istanbul,
Which I mean to describe here in full;
It affects, just between us,
The eyes, mouth and penis
Of Ahmed, Hassim and Abdul.

They have terrible ulcers and sores,
Which were caught, they had thought from the whores,
But it’s since been decided,
Their doctor confided,
That Behcet’s disease is the cause.

They all have a leucocytosis,
And Ahmed’s developed a ptosis;
Hassim spends all day
Eating charcoal and clay,
And Abdul has a sort of psychosis.

There’s trouble as well with their eyes,
For their retinal vessels leak dyes;
They have large joint arthritis
And thrombophlebitis;
Their gangrenous feet attract flies.

Skin deep

Black, white, brown, yellow… hard to decide,
Out of all of the pussies I’ve tried,
Which, if any, is best…
Like, when put to the test,
As the man says, they’re all pink inside.

Ripe

Must be said, she lived up to the hype…
Smooth skinned , gorgeous, impossibly ripe!
It fair did in his head!
“That was lovely!” she said…
Smiling… giving her pussy a wipe.