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Forest habitat

She reached down to her pussy, to scratch
In her pubic hair, thick as a thatch.
“I should shave it,” she thought.
“Must be something I caught,
Or more nits are beginning to hatch.”

Author petePosted on January 2, 2014June 29, 2024Categories PGTags itch, itchy, limerick, panties, pubic hair, shave, shaved pubic hair, STD

Fond hope

A young woman, of whom he was fond,
When he told her so, didn’t respond,
In like kind, as he’d hoped…
Furthermore… when he groped,
Sad to say, she was not even blonde!

Author petePosted on November 15, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags blonde, fuck, limerick, love, natural blonde, pubic hair

Uninvited guest

Tangled pubic hair, springy and soft,
And a spicy, mysterious waft,
As she opened her thighs,
Moaning, closing her eyes…
He knocked softly, and nervously coughed. 

Author adminPosted on October 14, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, pubic hair, smell, thighs, voyeur

Where to look?

What a lot of bright sun and fresh air,
To be facing with so much flesh bare,
On a damn nudist beach!
People gazed, each at each;
God! She wished she had more hair down there!

Author adminPosted on February 21, 2013June 20, 2024Categories PGTags bare, limerick, nudism, nudist, pubic hair

Hirsute, to suit

He was funny, and slightly perverse;
He liked rubbing her “little fur purse”!
It was all that he craved;
He just loved her unshaved,
And a cunt might be called things much worse.

Author adminPosted on February 20, 2013June 20, 2024Categories AOTags cunt, limerick, pubic hair, pussy, unshaved, vagina

It's a chill wind

As he hitched up her skirt hem, she laughed,
“Oh! My goodness! A sudden cold draft!”
The breeze ruffled the hair
On her never-mind-where,
Which he parted forthwith, with his shaft!

Author petePosted on June 23, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, no panties, pubic hair, skirt

The trap

It was pink, its mouth drooled, it was hairy,
Quite gross, and decidedly scary!
Her titties were nice,
But were meant to entice
Boys like him, who were young and unwary!

Author petePosted on February 13, 2012June 11, 2020Categories PGTags hairy, limerick, pink, pubic hair, titties, vagina

The joker

She passed out, and a nearby bloke
Thought he’d play a small practical joke,
So he gave her a screw
Shaved her pubic hair too;
Wouldn’t she be surprised when she woke!

Author petePosted on October 16, 2011June 11, 2020Categories XTags joke, limerick, pubic hair, screw, shaved pubic hair

Hair's breadth

He was thrilled with how far he had got,
Till she cried “You’ll do what? And with what?
Put it where? Part my hair?
Don’t you bloody well dare!
Put that thing in my thing? I think not!”

Author petePosted on October 16, 2011June 11, 2020Categories AOTags consent, limerick, pubic hair

Shoosh!

When he cursed and blasphemed, she said “Shoosh!
Just relax, line yourself up and push.
Count to ten, start again,
Wait until I say when,
And stop beating around in my bush!”

Author petePosted on October 3, 2011June 11, 2020Categories AOTags bush, first time, limerick, pubic hair

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