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Behind the eight ball

Seemed whatever she did turned out crooked
Life pretty much had her damn snookered!
She’d waitressed, parked cars,
Picked up men in rough bars,
Then thought “Fuck it!”, and just straight-out hookered.

Author petePosted on May 6, 2018April 26, 2019Categories AOTags hooker, limerick, prostitution, rough

Fairy-tale ending

Pretty weird! She’s dressed as Snow White …
Kinky, yeah? Still, it’s been a slow night…
So…  she’s there, being screwed
By this little fat dude…
What a giggle! (She doesn’t, though, quite.)

Author petePosted on May 3, 2018May 7, 2019Categories AOTags fantasy, limerick, prostitution

Slim pickings

Though flat-chested and thin, a late bloomer;
That didn’t upset his good humour…
A virgin, still learning
To please the discerning,
And rather demanding consumer!

Author petePosted on April 8, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags late bloomer, limerick, prostitute, prostitution

God’s gifts

She killed time at her various schools,
Till she worked out most men are damn fools,
Then she lived by her wits,
With her god-given tits
And her pussy as bargaining tools.

Author petePosted on March 22, 2018May 7, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, prostitution, pussy, tits

Spoilt for choice

Young and nubile, he’d said to her pimp;
There she is, bound and gagged, like a gimp,
His to use and abuse,
Any way he might choose…
And his damn cock still floppy and limp!

Author petePosted on March 14, 2018May 7, 2019Categories AOTags bondage, impotence, limerick, nubile, pimp, prostitution

For services rendered

He said “Darling, please don’t be offended …
Good lord! No offence is intended!
As cheap as it sounds,
Please accept these few pounds,
As a payment for services rendered.”

 

 

Author petePosted on January 31, 2018July 18, 2024Categories PGTags for services rendered, limerick, prostitution

Impatience

She’d discreetly inserted her diaphragm.
“Maybe just lift your leg higher, Ma’am?”
God! What she’d paid
To this fool to get laid!
Must she draw him a fucking big diagram?

Author petePosted on January 1, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags diaphragm, gigolo, limerick, prostitution

Lonesome cowboy

He approached her, said “Howdy there, ma’am!
I need cash, but this ain’t no damn scam;
Just, I’m handsome and young,
And I’m pretty well-hung.
If you want a good root, here I am!”

Author petePosted on December 18, 2017February 6, 2020Categories AOTags cowboy, gigolo, limerick, prostitution, root, well hung

Value added

Fifty bucks for a fuck. Damn good value!
Not young, but still hot, let me tell you!
She said “Ten bucks more
Gets you in my back door!
Not, of course, that I’d try to upsell you.”

Author petePosted on March 23, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags anal, back door, fuck, limerick, prostitute, prostitution

Freelance

Not the best root he’s had, but a tryer;
No pro, just for casual hire.
Nice body, great boobs,
Bouncy arse and shaved pubes…
Pretty much all a man could desire!

Author petePosted on March 23, 2017February 6, 2020Categories AOTags arse, boobs, limerick, prostitution, pubes, root, shaved pubes

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