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Job description

Fat blokes, skinny blokes, sometimes a mob…
Dildos, dicks, fingers, corn on the cob…
Do a lap dance or twerk,
It’s all just a day’s work…
Getting tied up… all part of the job.

Author adminPosted on November 4, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, dildo, gang bang, limerick, prostitution

Bad trip

All this bondage stuff’s kinda the pits,
Fuckin’ tied up, her big purple tits,
Bein’ flogged with a whip…
Weird fucker’s sick trip…
Still the money ain’t bad, she admits.


Author adminPosted on September 29, 2024September 29, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, limerick, prostitution, torture

Value for money

A young wench of the utmost utility,
Blessed with erotic ability,
Splendidly made…
Well worth all that he’s paid
For her beauty and cunt and agility!

Author adminPosted on September 29, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, prostitution, young

Life’s not meant to be easy

The old bastard was foul mouthed and sleazy.
His foreskin was rancid and cheesy…
She thought “Fuck. Okay.
A day’s work, a day’s pay…
Yep, she’d suck him, although she felt queasy.”

Author adminPosted on June 20, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, foreskin, limerick, prostitution

Perhaps

She found blokes, using various apps,
Met up, hooked up, and danced on their laps…
For the price of a meal
She’d giggle and squeal,
And suck them and fuck them perhaps.

Author adminPosted on May 25, 2024Categories AOTags casual sex, consent, hook up, limerick, prostitution

The price

Since his wife put out seldom and meagrely,
Never a smile, never eagerly,
Basil’s eye strayed…
Might his niece, if he paid,
Let him fuck her, albeit illegally

Author adminPosted on March 8, 2024Categories AOTags frigid, incest, limerick, prostitution

Business opportunity

Girl like that… wonder how much she earns…
Not as much as he thought, he soon learns…
Well, it sort of depends…
But if he and his friends,
All chip in, take her someplace, take turns…

Author adminPosted on February 6, 2024Categories AOTags ;imerick, prostitution

The good life

It’s the good life, right, being retired?
Eat, drink and rent girls as required…
Nice filthy young things,
A few bucks and no strings…
Except often you’re too fucking tired!

Author adminPosted on February 6, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, old age, prostitution, the good life

Touting his wares

“Girls like this,” he said. “Mate! They’re like gold!
Fresh young pussy… eighteen years old!
Touch your toes! Do the splits,
Baby! Show us your tits!”
“Say no more,” said the john. “Shit, I’m sold!”

Author adminPosted on February 22, 2022Categories AOTags limerick, pimp, prostitution

Market price

She uncrossed her legs, flashin’ the gash…
“Wanna fuck? Or you just talkin’ trash?
Yes or no, either way,
Fuck or not, I’m OK.
If you want it, it’s two hundred. Cash.”

Author adminPosted on October 14, 2021Categories AOTags flashing pussy, gash, limerick, prostitution

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