She said “Okay, let’s see what you’ve got…
Yep, I reckon that might hit the spot…
Get your arse over here…
Put down your damn beer,
And put that big tab in my slot!”
Tag: proposition
Courtship
Young and pretty, pert titties, cheeks rosy…
He picked her a nice little posy,
Said “Good morning, miss!
Any chance of a kiss?
And my cock up your cunt would be cosy!”
Social niceties
“Well,” she said to him. “What will it be?
I can offer you coffee or tea…
We can sit and just chat,
About life and all that…
Or else fuck, if it’s left up to me!”
Fringe benefit
She’d say yes, when it came to the crunch
He thought, chatting at work, over lunch…
“Like to meet for a drink?
Dinner? What do you think?
Maybe fuck?” he said, riding his hunch.
Able bodied seaman
The young sailor chap lugged in her trunk…
She’d had bon voyage drinks… was quite drunk…
And she squeezed his cute arse,
Saying “Lovely… first class!
Care to join me and try out the bunk?”
After school
Tits and arse like to make a guy drool,
She leaned close… “Wanna meet after school?
Like, you’re so fuckin’ hot!”
He just stared, and said “What?”
And she laughed. “Nah, just kidding, you fool!”
Asking nicely
Please excuse me, Madame, would you mind…
If, perhaps, you were that way inclined,
If I fucked, to be blunt,
Your delicious young cunt?
Be your guest? Thank you! Terribly kind!
Beatitude
Beatific! Face like a madonna,
Disgraceful young Brigid O’Connor
Looked up from her beer,
Said into his ear
“You’re cute! We can fuck, if you wanna!”
The chatting up
He said “Miss, if I might be so bold,
You may think that I’m sleazy and old,
But I’m rich, and I’ve got
A big house and a yacht,
And a very nice penis, I’m told.”
Shock and awe
“Want a fuck?” he said, sort of off-handish.
She laughed. It just seemed so outlandish!
He then, to her shock,
Said “I’ve got a nice cock…”
Which he whipped out, to gleefully brandish!