“I’ll oblige,” said Marie, and I quote,
“Should a chap wish to sow a wild oat:
It may well mean divorce,
Or a baby of course,
But the chances are pretty remote.”
Tag: promiscuity
In lieu
When your library book’s overdue,
And a fine has begun to accrue,
If you meet after dark
With the library clerk,
You can quite often screw her in lieu.
Jot and tittle
Of allure she’d not an iota,
Her manner removed, or remoter,
One might have thought men
Were quite out of her ken,
Yet in fact she got more than her quota.
In your dreams
Though Miss Alison Armstrong may seem,
With her pigtails and peaches-and-cream,
To be shy and naive,
One would never believe
She does things of which one wouldn’t dream!
Errant ways
After two or three glasses of wine,
She said, “Let’s our legs intertwine!
Forgiving’s but mortal,”
She said with a chortle:
“To err though, is simply divine!”
Form guide
It’s been poor form since heaven knows when,
To enjoy a stray root , now and then:
Though of course, it’s not done,
When it is, it’s such fun,
That we do it again and again!
Well, well
There’s a naughty young girl called Adelle,
Who does things about which she can’t tell,
But the scandal is not
What she does in the cot,
But the fact that she does it so well!
Sexual generosity
She’s been called a slut… harsh and undue…
Though perhaps not completely untrue…
She might seldom say no,
She did, now and then, though…
And did fucks count if, like, no one knew?
Hullabaloo
What a fuss! So much hullabaloo!
Like, who cares if she fucks or fucks who?
Like, who gives a fuck, right,
If they’re black pink or white?
And who gives a damn fuck if they do?
Non-discrimination
Seem’s like nothin’ that girl wouldn’t screw!
Blokes, of course, chicks-with-dicks…don’t mind who!
Old men, dykes, little boys,
All those big rubber toys,
Donkeys, dogs… damn! The whole fuckin zoo!