He bit hard on her poor sunburnt titty,
Ignored that her pussy was gritty;
Right there, on the beach,
He sucked both, he bit each,
And he sank in his prick without pity!
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Open minded
She said “Let’s get it out in the open;
I don’t mind your squeezin’ and gropin’,
Your prick, always stiff.
Damn! Stick it in, if
It might lead to a weddin’, I’m hopin’.”
Wizard of Oz
What a time she’d had, over the rainbow!
Young virgin, not long to remain so!
Tin dicks! Lion cocks!
Bless the girl’s cotton socks!
And the straw man! Big prick, little brain though!
Goldilocks and the bears
Goldilocks had a thing about bears.
While they slept, she’d sneak into their lairs;
If you like the fit tight,
A big bear prick’s just right!
“Kind of weird,” she thought, “but who cares?”
Universal adaptor
It’s a matter of quite some felicity,
Cunts have such great elasticity;
Lovely and slick,
To fit any size prick,
Cranked by hand, or by mains electricity!
Gut feeling
She thought, later, the sex wasn’t great.
Not much foreplay; the bloke couldn’t wait!
Though he had a nice prick,
When they fucked, she felt sick.
A bit strange. Maybe something she ate.
Pan
In the woods, if they bumped into Pan,
Village girls took one look, screamed and ran!
Later, sleepless at night,
They still thrilled at the sight
Of his prick, double that of a man!
Men as sex objects
In their bedrooms, the girls pinned up beef-cake;
A few of them started a sweepstake…
They might win a prize
For “Most Guys” or “Prick Size”,
Judged by photos they took as a keepsake!
Erotic tableau
They were nestled together like spoons,
Her bare bum like two bright, shiny moons,
His huge prick in between;
(This is getting obscene),
Like those Japanese porno cartoons!
Res ipso locuta
Although built like an ox, and as hairy as,
Girls he had, many and various,
Not by some trick,
But one glance at his prick,
And their smiles signalled “access all areas!”