Nice

At the party she’d seemed la-di-da,
But next morning, in T shirt, no bra,
While she scrambled his eggs,
Semen crusting her legs,
She seemed… sort of… just nice! There you are!

Tweak

She was left quite unable to speak…
He walked up, gave her nipples a tweak!
Well, she’d not worn a bra,
But that’s going too far!
And it hurt too! By golly, what cheek!