He felt quite justifiably chuffed!
She was young, buxom, bushily muffed!
Just the way he preferred.
He thought women absurd,
With shaved pussies, or some silly tuft.
Tag: muff
Faint praise
Though his manner was surly and gruff,
It was mostly all bluster and bluff.
“Well, you’ve got a nice figure…
Your tits could be bigger,”
He grumped… “but you’ve got a nice muff.”
Throwback
He preferred women bushily muffed.
She was bald-pussied, barely a tuft.
“Real women don’t shave,”
He grumped… “Back in your cave,
You neanderthal arsehole!” she huffed.
A matter of taste
Though flat-chested and freckled and pasty,
It just showed one shouldn’t be hasty;
She had a nice muff,
She was willing enough,
And her pussy, in fact, was damn tasty!
Value for money
It was straightforward fucking, no frills.
For her part, it just helped pay the bills.
She was pretty enough,
Bouncy tits, a trimmed muff;
The men got what they wanted, cheap thrills!
Her pride and joy
A young girl’s pride and joy is her muff;
Long and curly, or bristle, or fluff,
Trimmed to heart-shape or maybe
Shaved smooth as a baby,
With tattoos too, often enough!
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The way to a girl's heart
She sat, charmingly poised and unruffled.
From under her skirt, where he snuffled,
He sent out dispatches,
Whilst breathing in snatches,
Impassioned, though fuzzy and muffled.