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Toy boy

When she plays with herself, as one does,
One hand cupped on her soft, springy fuzz,
In the other, her toy,
She imagines a boy…
Fingers fluttering, pussy abuzz!

Author petePosted on December 13, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, masturbation, playing with herself, pubic hair, pussy, sex toy

Hope springs eternal

He was hard in her hand, so hope glimmered;
So horny, it seemed, but so timid!
While she, hot to trot …,
Would he fuck her or not?
Having come to the boil, she simmered!

Author petePosted on December 13, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags come, erection, fuck, hard, horny, hot to trot, limerick, masturbation

Professional ethics

One’s relationship with one’s masseuse,
Though professional, quite often blurs:
Her soft hands on one’s skin,
Little towels so thin;
Fingers brush on one’s cock… “Mmmm!” she purrs!

Author petePosted on October 27, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags cock, fingers, hand job, limerick, masseuse, masturbation, professional ethics, skin

Full-filling

She reached back and jiggled her hand, which,
Of course, caused his cock to expand, which
He rubbed on her bum
And, in front, soon to come
His friend’s cock; she the meat in their sandwich!

Author petePosted on October 8, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags bum, cock, come, DP, erection, limerick, masturbation, meat, threesome

Yielding not to temptation

Sister Frances just went through the motions,
Still prey, though she prayed, to lewd notions…
If only they knew!
It was all she could do,
Not to touch herself during devotions!

Author petePosted on May 31, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags fantasy, limerick, masturbation, nun, temptation, touching herself

No hard feelings

Though not hot, he was quite a nice bloke,
So she kissed him and gave it a stroke.
He got hard…what the hell!
So she shagged him as well,
Though both knew it was just for a joke.

Author petePosted on April 27, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags erection, hard, hot, kissed, limerick, masturbation, shagged, stroke

No pressure

“No big thing,” he said. “No need to stress!
Maybe some other time you’ll say yes.
Jerk me off then, instead,
Or just give me some head.
One way’s good as the next, more or less!”

Author petePosted on February 20, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags consent, fellatio, give head, Jerk off, limerick, masturbation

Kid glove treatment

Now he’s done the right thing and proposed,
He’ll be wanting some sex, she supposed.
Some girls, one understands,
Use their mouth or their hands!
To the latter she’s not so opposed.

Author petePosted on February 15, 2014June 29, 2024Categories PGTags fellatio, hands, limerick, masturbation, mouth, proposed

The life of the party

“Well,” she said, when her vision had cleared,
“I think this bukkake thing’s weird.
I don’t see the fun…
Are you guys all quite done?
Look at me, sticky, spattered and smeared!”

Author petePosted on December 28, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags bukaki, bukkake, limerick, masturbation, the life of the party

The dark prince

In her sleep her hand strayed to her crutch;
In her dreams her loins thrilled to the touch
Of a tall handsome prince
And, alas, ever since,
Mortal men have seemed dull, pretty much.

Author petePosted on December 10, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags crutch, erotic dream, handsome prince, limerick, loins, masturbation, wet dream

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