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The dog’s bite

Her old husband’s a dog in the manger…
She winks at the handsome young stranger…
She’ll fuck him tonight,
Out of lust. Out of spite…
Hot desire enhanced by the danger!

Author adminPosted on February 3, 2020Categories AOTags flirt, limerick, lust

The procreative imperative

A man’s motives are rarely abstruse;
He wants sex, with the slightest excuse.
Lust, the thrill, power, greed,
Justified as a need,
Like for drugs, and about as much use.

Author petePosted on December 13, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, lust, sex drive

The compromise

Though their marriage was fairly robust,
Lots of sex, (but not very much lust),
They both turned a blind eye
To stray roots, the odd lie,
As one might, to save pain, and so must.

Author petePosted on October 15, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags infidelity, limerick, lust, marriage, roots

Stretching the friendship

Out of sheer damn bone-headed lust,
He crammed all his big cock in her, just!
About half an inch more,
Though, she inwardly swore,
And her pussy would pretty much bust!

Author petePosted on September 3, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, limerick, lust

Self-awareness

What’s a man to do? Who could help lusting?
So beautiful, young, and so trusting!
“Damn perv!” he admits,
As he fondles her tits.
Even he thinks he’s bloody disgusting!

Author petePosted on August 23, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, lolita, lust, lusting, perv, tits, young

Humbert

Feeling guilty, somewhat self-disgusted,
He looked at her, helplessly lusted!
So vibrant, so young,
Perfect tits, lips bee-stung…
And so trusting! But could he be trusted?

Author petePosted on July 26, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, lolita, lust, tits

Reading the signs

He was nice, but she thought she detected
A hint, though she might stand corrected,
He wanted her just
To indulge his vile lust,
Which he did, pretty much as expected!

Author petePosted on July 4, 2018April 23, 2019Categories PGTags body language, limerick, lust

Wishful thinking

Getting older, still virgin, such lust!
It’s a case of get rooted or bust!
Drooping tits, pushing thirty,
Thoughts constantly dirty,
Her pussy just gathering dust!

Author petePosted on June 2, 2017July 17, 2024Categories AOTags dirty thoughts, limerick, lust, pussy, rooted, sagging tits, virgin

A bone to pick

She protested he didn’t damn own her,
If other men wanted to phone her!
He had to agree,
But the thing was, you see,
He just wanted her body, to bone her!

Author petePosted on February 18, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags bone, bone her, jealousy, limerick, lust

Sabbatical

Wretched, treacherous, lecherous priest!
When she cried, his lust only increased!
In her prayers, she thanked God
That the randy old sod
Didn’t fuck her on Sundays at least.

Author petePosted on February 10, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags god, limerick, lust, priest, randy, religion, sabbath, sabbatical, sex abuse

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