The young maid, who was put on her guard,
When she noticed his lordship get hard,
Slipped away to the larder,
(Before he got harder),
To grease up her pussy with lard.
Tag: lube
The good oil
Olive oil or butter or spit…
Something slippery helps with the fit…
Ketchup works… a raw egg
(It might drip down her leg)
And of course, once you’re in, there’s her shit.
Whole hog
OK then. Just use plenty of lube…
In my cunt, in my arse, on each boob…
For a titty-fuck, yeah?
A bit more up in there…
Fuck it, baby, just go the whole tube!
Asking nicely
He grinned, grabbing a fistful of boob…
“Babe,” he said. “Can you pass me the lube?
Now get down on your knees…
Spread your arse and say please!
God, that’s tight! Better use the whole tube!”