Her splayed legs showed her pussy obscenely,
A fact he observed, noted keenly…
She grinned, licked her lips,
Lewdly wriggled her hips…
“You should shave your damn cunt,” he said, meanly.
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Irony
She undressed. He adjusted his monocle…
Titties so pert they were conical!
Not much down there,
Just a few wisps of hair…
Little slut! It was sort of ironical.
Wacky
Lady Astor, hot blooded and wacky,
Though knowing, of course, it was tacky,
Was yet not above
The mad making of love
With a footman or some other lackey.
Buzz, buzz
So, she’s turned on the clippers… buzz, buzz,
And she’s trimming her pussy’s peach-fuzz…
And she spreads her legs wide…
Sticks the handle inside…
Does it feel good? Fuck! Yes it does!
In cold blood
When she saw the big dildo she shuddered…
Yeah, cock-like, but knobby and studded…
He waved it about…
And he’d use it, no doubt…
In a manner perverse and cold-blooded!
First things first
The triumphant barbarian horde,
Having put all the men to the sword,
Having slaked their bloodthirst,
Raped the pretty girls first,
And the others when drunker and bored.
Triple whammy
There were three guys, the mean, nasty third of
Did things that she’d not even heard of…
Disgusting., vile stuff…
Now she’s well up the duff,
And not one of the bastards since heard of.
Hard to get
So, she figured she’d play hard to get…
like, she’d fuck him, okay, but not yet…
Make him suffer a bit…
Show him plenty of tit…
Just the thought of it made her cunt wet!
Monkey see, monkey do
She’s a bit of a sexual junkie…
This guy she knows has a pet monkey…
She giggles… No way!
He’s so hairy, okay?
But still… fucking an ape might be funky.
My bad
She’d felt guilty, alright, just a tad…
She’d been screwing around, yeah… like mad!
Till that night, at the end,
When she’d fucked his best friend…
Mmm, she thought. Yeah, well, kinda my bad.