An adventurous girl, for a bet,
Went to bed with five men she’d just met.
She said “threesomes are fun,
More than just one-on-one
So I thought I might try a sextet.”
Tag: limerick
Smelly feet
An executive chap from the bank,
Hires ladies his bottom to spank,
Whom he sometimes then screws,
While he sniffs at their shoes:
As a rule though, he’d just as soon wank!
Appeasement
Their depraved appetites to appease,
Certain men pay exorbitant fees
To a smart woman who
Found that, rather than screw
They’re quite happy to watch while she pees.
Three
I’m convinced, and I’m sure you’ll agree
That it’s more fun to fuck between three.
Whether one girl or two,
I’m not much concerned who,
Just as long as the third one is me!
Counting her blessings
‘Neath the sensible warm winter vest
Of Miss Darcy there dangles a breast
Of such marvelous size
It brings tears to one’s eyes,
And the other? My God! She’s twice blessed!
Wet
If your date should break into a sweat,
You can bet that her fanny is wet.
Make the most of your chance,
And slip out of your pants:
There’s no telling how far you might get!
Walking the walk
One should watch how a girl’s bottom sways,
For the several things it betrays:
You can tell from her rump
If she’s up for a hump,
And sometimes, after practice, which ways.
Ripe
When a woman is ripe to seduce
She exudes quite a potable juice,
Then her nipples erect,
(A delightful effect)
And her cunt turns a delicate puce.
Little bow peep
She was knock-kneed, and so pigeon-toed,
It was said she could not be bestrode,
But she was, for although,
Quite a tight squeeze below,
At the top her legs gapingly bowed!
Oh baby!
An unfortunate fellow from Perth
Had a dick of incredible girth.
The one fuck of his life
Was his brother’s mate’s wife,
Who described it as like giving birth.