She said “Gentlemen! Please! Some decorum!
We do seem to now have a quorum.
So, welcome! (Applause)
From us pain sluts and whores,
To the Bondage and Discipline Forum!”
Tag: limerick
In control
“You may fuck me. Okay,” she agreed.
“Yes… You do have a nice cock indeed!
I’ll just suck it a bit…
Lick my pussy and clit…
Good. That’s quite enough now. Please proceed.”
Sniff
First bukkake… Quite sluttish, she knows…
Messy, covered in cum, head to toes…
In her ears and eyes…
It’s all good for the guys,
But it does rather get up her nose!
A toe in the water
So… This anal thing that you propose…
We could give it a go, I suppose…
Try a finger maybe…
Then your cock… and we’ll see…
I might even quite like it. Who knows?
Animal husbandry
Billy Bob had a good goddam screw…
Cum a bunch of times… she might of too…
Hard to tell though… but maybe…
He grunted “Thanks baby.”
And baby just blinked, and said “Moo.”
Binding agreement
She woke up from a deep sleep to find
Herself nude, in a bit of a bind…
Indeed hogtied, in fact…
And her arse being smacked…
Being fucked … which she didn’t much mind!
Cramping her style
Gosh, she thought, I’m a bit of a tramp!
My damn pussy’s quite constantly damp…
I’ve fucked men by the score…
And I would have fucked more,
If my arse hadn’t got a damn cramp!
Good things in small package
Every inch a fine woman, but small…
Cute and lean, maybe four feet ten tall…
Bite-size titties… Yum, yum!
Just a handful of bum,
And no hair on her pussy at all!
Ducks in a row
Face to face, tits to tits juxtaposed,
Pussies, asses agape and exposed…
All those holes in a row…
A chap hard put to know
Which to root… What the fuck, he supposed.
Unfetterred
To the juice of the grape much indebted…
She’s sprawled, languid, access unfettered…
Her pussy lips smile,
His to have for a while,
As he licks them, to get them well wetted.