She woke up in a terrible state,
The next morning… the sun high… so late…
Headache, sleepy , confused,
Body feeling much used…
Gosh, it must have been something she ate!
Tag: limerick
Fail
There he stands , in full bondage regalia…
Whips, the whole paraphernalia…
Hard little dick…
Which he wants her to lick…
“Sorry, no”, she says. God! What a failure!
Defilement
“Well I guess I been proper defiled,”
She proclaimed… not much more than a child…
“I been fucked inside out…
Coulda been worse, no doubt…
Maybe next time,” she purred… and she smiled.
Blind gal’s bluff
Damn dude ain’t sayin nuthin, jes “Boo!”
Gonna fuck me… my ass I guess too…
His hands over my eyes…
Big black cock, by its size,
Up my cunt… an he’s saying “Guess who!”
Downunder
In Australia, a pickup’s a ute,
If a car has a trunk it’s a boot.
Also, so there’s no doubt,
Yanks pronounce this word “route”,
But in Oz, as in “fuck”, we say “root”.
Stymied
She undressed, and he muttered “Gorblimey!”
Her cunt, though lubriciously slimy,
Looked too small by half…
“What?” she said with a laugh.
“Stick it in… it won’t hurt to just try me!”
Affairs of state
The young duchess enjoys fornication,
With spooks… once a whole delegation!
The odd Russian spy…
The duke turns a blind eye…
It’s gung-ho, for the good of the nation!
Cost / benefit analysis
“Though the slut does present herself laudably,”
One of the chaps muttered audibly,
“Ten quid’s a lot…
No, I rather think not…
We could rape her so much more affordably!”
Wrong in so many ways
“What’s yer hurry?” she breathlessly chides,
“Yer big cock’s stirrin’ up me insides…
What the fuck? Sorry… heck?
Gunna come out me neck!
An’ it’s up the wrong hole, too, besides!”
In the frame
What a fucking amusing charade,
Half a gang bang and half masquerade…
Superman, the Hulk too,
Mickey Mouse, god knows who…
Poor Snow White… airtight too, I’m afraid!