There was a young lady called Sue,
Who was had by a man at the zoo,
Though of course quite outrageous,
She thought him courageous,
To do it it right there, in plain view!
Tag: limerick
Casanova
Casanova , no sexual slouch,
Once seduced a young girl on a couch.
When he said “Was it good?”
As a gentleman should,
The young lady just smiled, and said “Ouch!”
Contra deal
Her car needed a new clutch and shockers.
He ogled her cute crutch and knockers.
A deal was struck:
Her car fixed for a fuck,
Grease and lube, a quick touch-up, then chockers!
Marathon man
Said the champion long-distance screwer,
“It’s too much, my girl, to endure:
I’d like to fuck longer,
If you were but stronger…”
And she said “Well, I’m game, if you’re!”
Second sight
A young bride, on her very first screw,
Of a sudden exclaimed “Deja vu!
I have done this before!”
Said the groom “You damn whore!
So have I, but I’d not have told you!”
Quick on the draw
Though I hate, Miss, to fuck and then run,
Spread your legs, and let’s quickly be done,
For I think my longevity
Rests with your brevity…
Here comes your husband… with gun!”
Stabbed in the arras
His intention to forcibly rape,
He hid naked, behind a thick drape,
But his organ protruded,
“A man!” she concluded,
And backed up, her buttocks agape!
Exploration and discovery
“Doctor Livingstone, Sir, I presume”
Said John Stanley to someone of whom
He could see just the arse
In the African grass ,
Since the doctor was prodding a womb!
Fancy-pants
Though I’m not one for thrusting my paws
Into innocent young ladies’ drawers,
Still, I’m forced to admit
That I fancy a bit,
And I would like to get into yours!
Ram raid
Said a crude fellow, “Pardon me, ma’am,
If I rudely and brutally ram:
Though of course it may hurt,
I intend to insert
Every inch I can possibly cram!