She was willowy, verging on gaunt,
But nice tits, which she’d shamelessly flaunt…
Pretty, tight little ass,
And a mouth full of sass…
“Look, don’t touch… ‘less I tell you,” she’d taunt.
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Creep
She pretended to be fast asleep…
Through her lashes, though, sneaking a peep,
As her big brother crept,
Rubbed her tits while she “slept”,
And her pussy as well, the damn creep!
Belated
Just a novice, poor boy, misdirected…
He plunged in his cock… she objected…
“Whooh! Not fucking cool!
That’s my arsehole, you fool!”
“Sorry love. Oops! I do stand corrected!”
First things first
“You’re a cad and a bounder, she cursed.
“Rape me! Bugger me! Do your damn worst!
Tie me up, if you must,
From your excess of lust…
But for God’s sake, go down on me first!”
Calling the shots
“You must do what I say, to the letter,”
She said. “Lick my cunt, make it wetter.
I must come first… twice…
A third time would be nice,
And a fourth and a fifth even better. “
Here kitty, kitty
So the love bug has finally bitten…
He’s met a young girl, … he’s quite smitten…
Cute bum, cupcake tits
And (his cock barely fits)…
Her sweet pussy… well… more like her kitten!
All is not lost
Though her husband’s a fool, and pretentious,
A gambler, a drunk and licentious,
Although he fucks whores,
And he farts and he snores,
In their bedroom he’s still conscientious.
Intelligent design
Contemplating her lovely vagina,
She thanked God, her pussy’s designer…
Like, perfect to fuck…
What incredible luck!
And most times any damage just minor.
Presentation
Bigger boobs are a bonus, she’s found,
Not too saggy, just bouncy and round…
Guys go out of their minds,
Want to fuck her, she finds…
Better value than small, pound for pound.
Home schooling
Just a hillbilly-fuck-daddy redneck gal,
Young… prob’ly cain’t add or spell,
Little handful-size tits,
And she leans down n spits
And starts suckin’ his cock! What the hell?