It’s a marvel how girls are designed,
One snug hole at the front, one behind,
And their tits, big or small…
(Tits are tits, bless em all!)
Built to fuck, bugger, things of that kind.
Tag: limerick
Gentility
Vulgar man! To have been so damn blunt!
To have said that she had a nice cunt…
Why not “flower” or “rose”…
Even “pussy”? God knows!
And she nude, nervous… what an affront!
Butt out
How much more can a gal’s pussy take…
And her asshole as well, for godsake?
And her mouth and her throat…
Fuckin horny damn goat!
“Have a rest,” she sighed.” “Gimme a break!”
Goddess
Like a goddess, the girl he adored,
Though in many ways, sadly, much flawed…
She in fact was a whore
And, what’s worse, she cost more
Than a fellow like him could afford.
Fallen
The poor girl… such a sad fall from grace…
You can see it writ plain on her face…
Now she’s walking the street,
Fucking men, just to eat,
Wearing naught but a few wisps of lace.
Priceless
So they haggled. Her price was agreed.
She undressed and approached to proceed…
Such delightful proportions…
Her cunning contortions…
By god! Quite a bargain indeed!
Not silly
“Since your cock is so fucking immense,”
She said. “Fuck! You’re a freak! No offense…
Well I ain’t gonna fuck it…
I’ll jerk it and suck it,
But that’s all. It’s like… common sense.”
Sweetie
Budding breasts, cheeky, cute, little dolly…
Don’t go there… to do would be folly…
No matter how frisky,
To fuck her’s too risky…
Though all for the price of a lolly!
The test
Her virginity put to the test,
The boy groping her pussy and breast…
God! She’d love to give in…
Spread her legs, let him in…
And she does… and is little distressed.
Candyman
Little slut… but damn gorgeous… a dandy!
Cute, flirty and dirty and randy…
Too young by a mile…
But those tits! That sly smile…
Why not offer the hussy some candy?