In her sleep her hand strayed to her crutch;
In her dreams her loins thrilled to the touch
Of a tall handsome prince
And, alas, ever since,
Mortal men have seemed dull, pretty much.
Tag: limerick
Virgin (past tense)
She’d been quite understandably tense,
But had not taken undue offence,
Though she hadn’t till then
Had much knowledge of men,
Or been known, in the biblical sense.
Exultant
Being sultan, it meant he could levy
On tribal chiefs tribute quite heavy;
Gold, wine, a nice horse,
Pretty virgins of course.
Of the latter he now had a bevy!
Americana 1
Screwing give man and woman delight,
In de morning, lunch-time, in de night!
Sometime man want it more,
Maybe fuck some damn whore!
If his wife find out, who in de right?
Americana 2
She works down at the Star Bar and Grill.
Guys with cash, a few hours to kill,
Come and drink, tip big, think
She might wink, flash the pink;
On a slow day, sometimes, too, she will!
Americana 3
She cleans windscreens and he pumps the gas.
Still at school, but the girl’s got some sass!
Dresses sexy, acts flirty,
Don’t mind talkin’ dirty;
Big tits too, and nice bouncy ass.
Americana 4
She works nights at some greasy-spoon diner.
Ain’t told the boss she’s still a minor.
Ain’t got no degree,
What you get’s what you see,
Just big tits and a cosy vagina.
Americana 5
In a burger joint / diner / cafe,
In a side street, downtown Santa Fe,
She waits tables and smiles,
Struts her ass round the tiles;
Does she root? Maybe not. But she may.
Fledgling
Though a virgin, potential untapped,
When sex happened, of course, she was rapt!
Her back arched and she moaned.
Pleasure too long postponed!
How her frilly pink pussy wings flapped!
Festina lente
Once they’d kissed, she was quickly denuded.
So long! All those years deluded!
Hands, fingers, his tongue,
But so hasty, the young!
The whole thing all too swiftly concluded!