Though the charms of the girl were much touted,
Her physical beauty undoubted,
When put to the test,
Having got her undressed,
She just sat with her legs crossed and pouted!
Tag: limerick
Dork
Round the docks he was known as The Dork,
A bit awkward, a curious walk,
But the talk of the town
Was of what dangled down
His right trouser leg; three pounds of pork!
A bit awkward, a curious walk,
But the talk of the town
Was of what dangled down
His right trouser leg; three pounds of pork!
First impressions
She caught sight of the size of his stalk;
Her eyes bulged, and she let out a squawk!
Later, telling her sister,
“I said”, she said, “Mister,
To fuck that I’d give my right nork!
Brides of Christ
Sister Frances, while at her devotions,
Was prone to erotic emotions;
How painfully odd,
Being married to God!
One of many strange Catholic notions!
The root of all evil
He could pay for sex, being quite wealthy,
But chose to be furtive and stealthy;
Not gifts and seduction,
But drugs, threats, abduction,
To fuck girls strange ways, and unhealthy.
Rule of thumb
Her mum said, should the question arise,
That a fair indication of size
Is to look at men’s thumbs,
So that, when the time comes,
A big cock won’t be such a surprise.
A coalescence of events
The poor girl, she’d tried hard not to yield.
Her fate, though, was pretty much sealed
The moment they kissed,
Then she couldn’t resist,
As the cum on her panties revealed!
Below the belt
Not a 10, but she’d do in a pinch.
Half undressed, they went into a clinch,
Then he hitched her astride,
Pulled her panties aside,
And he worked his cock in, inch by inch!
Little Egypt
She danced helluva fine hootchy kootchy!
Her g string was gen-yoo-ine Gucci.
Between sets, she’d cruise,
Sit on laps, drink some booze,
And for ten bucks, she’d get real smoochy!
Model citizen
Yes, she said,I’m a lingerie model.
Good money, a bit of a doddle.
Just root the designer,
Then wax your vagina,
Smile nicely and try not to waddle!