He was drunk and his vision was blurry…
“I can’t find your cunt!” he said, slurry…
And she was drunk too,
But still up for a screw…
“It’s the front hole,” she said. It’s, like, furry!”
Tag: limerick
Afterglow
She grew tired, began to perspire,
Kept count of the cost of her hire…
She’d done pretty well…
Suck, fuck, anal as well…
Just a pity her prices weren’t higher!
Needs
She lies naked in bed while he reads,
Spurned, ignored, but a woman has needs,
Big black dildo at work…
Fucking loser! Prick! Jerk!
And a long string of fat anal beads!
The package
In her twenties and tittishly blessed,
Flawless skin… not to mention the rest…
Okay, yep, a great arse…
The whole package top class…
And she fucked like a woman possessed!
In the end
Oh, the depths to which some men descend!
She fought hard, the young lass, to defend
Her shy virtue, her honour…
Alas, though, a goner…
He still got it in, in the end.
Slow on the uptake
As he leered and tugged at his tool,
She sighed “God! What’s the matter, you fool!
Like, how dumb can you get?
Here I am, pussy wet…
Are you gonna just stand there and drool?”
The deal
When he groped her she let out a squeal,
But then thought… the flowers, nice meal,
The price of the show…
She’s not gonna say no…
What the fuck. Let him cop a good feel!
Accept
He proposed, and her tender heart leapt…
Rich and handsome… a great catch, except
That he drank to excess,
Gambled, whored too… and yes,
She did know of the mistress he kept.
Lissom
She was slender and supple and lissome,
Could lick her own nipples or kiss em
And after a fuck
She could bend down and suck
Her own pussy and swallow the jism.
Blessed
As Americans say, she was stacked
Her big bosom, he knew for a fact
Was a blessing, not fake
And an arse, for God’s sake…
Big and bouncy, that begged to be smacked!