The vagina

The vagina, that pink, shining portal
To heaven! He said, with a chortle.
So easy to find…
Most girls don’t seem to mind…
And a chap’s, after all, only mortal!

Meretricious

Yep. Her body’s her fortune… kerrr…chinggg!
Screw this rich guy for money and bling.
Nice house, flash car and such…
Life’s a ball, pretty much…
Got his dick on the end of a string!