She was slender and supple and lissome,
Could lick her own nipples or kiss em
And after a fuck
She could bend down and suck
Her own pussy and swallow the jism.
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Blessed
As Americans say, she was stacked
Her big bosom, he knew for a fact
Was a blessing, not fake
And an arse, for God’s sake…
Big and bouncy, that begged to be smacked!
Two by two
“I fuck dogs,” she said… random remark…
“Like I did it once, drunk, for a lark,
And like, get past the hair…
Fuckin’ awesome, I swear!
I’m like… What’s next? I’d do the whole Ark!”
Infernal mills
Clanking, squeaking, and rather satanic,
His sex machine thrusts… the mechanic
Stands by, just in case,
Evil grin on his face…
No, she says… I prefer my fucks be… well… organic!
The watcher
Well, he thought, as he poured her a scotch,
Time to dial it up one more notch…
“If you could… do you mind…
Would you please be so kind
As to play with your cunt, while I watch?”
The meek shall inherit
Awful pretty, but timid and meek,
When she spoke, it was just a shy squeak,
But tits big as her head!
“Will you show me,” he said,
And she blushed and said “Just a quick peek.”
Ho hum
Married, kids… sex is kinda ho-hum…
Like her pussy’s somehow just gone numb…
Hubby can’t go without it,
Says “Babe, how about it?”
She sighs, “Maybe try up my bum.”
Scruples
Though it’s true, still it sucks, all the chatter…
Though sluttish, the crux of the matter
Is who she roots, when…
Like, not schoolboys, just men…
In bars, doorways, the trucks of the latter.
Winners and losers
There she is, with with her lovely lush bush n
Them tits, n her ass on a cushion…
Yer tryna git in,
But ya cain’t seem to win,
An she’s yellin n shoutin “Keep pushin!”
On the Bright side
There was a young lady from Bright,
With a pussy deliciously tight…
Her young fella said “Shit!
My damn cock doesn’t fit!”
“Just push harder,” she said, “and it might.”