End of school dance, the kids are all bopping..
Past midnight, and don’t look like stopping!
From back seats of cars,
Draped with panties and bras,
The shrill sounds of young girls’ cherries popping!
Tag: limerick
Smile
She pressed SEND.
“Like my tits? Wanna squeeze?”
He typed back
Pussy 2?
She: Say please!
Ping!
Her pussy, spread wide,
Fingers poked up inside…
He: Sweet cunt. Next time tell it Say Cheese.
Compliant
Bit too fond of the booze and her fags,
But she don’t give a fuck who she shags!
Get her drunk… want some fun?
Try it on… good as done!
Well, unless, like, she’s on the damn rags.
The other side of the coin
The idea did seem a bit strange…
To fuck women, she thought… quite a change!
Come to think of it, though…
She might give it a go…
Well, it wouldn’t be hard to arrange.
Morality
He was morally bloody impaired…
Things he did to her made her damn scared!
Dirty, painful, disgusting…
A woman less trusting
Might well have got mad, or despaired!
Codicil
When I said yes, she said, what I meant,
Was like yeah… to a certain extent…
You could fuck me… you know…
In my pussy but, though…
Not my arse, which is right where it went!
Self-knowledge
I’m a bit of a slut, she confessed…
Well, an easy lay, maybe, at best…
But I don’t give a damn!
If I am, then I am…
If I say so myself, though in jest!
First date
She’d been asked on a date… which was good!
When he tried to have sex, which he would…
(With the way she was dressed),
Well, she’d fuck him, she guessed,
It was just, pretty much, understood.
Honesty
My one talent, she told the guy, smirking,
Is getting my kit off and twerking…
My tits and my bum…
Might not seem much to some,
But pays good, and it’s better than working!
The direct approach
“Gosh! You frightened me out of my wits,
When you grabbed me like that, by the tits,”
She said, giggling with shock…
“And just look at your cock…
So damn big! Let’s just see how it fits!”