She thought “This is a bit of a drag!”
Yes, she’d gone out to look for a shag,
And went home with this bloke,
Is he playing a joke?
I mean… what’s with the handcuffs and gag?
Tag: limerick
Gargantuan
The man fucks like some ravening beast!
She’s main course at his decadent feast…
But great fun, strange to say,
She thinks… in its own way…
And he has a big penis at least.
In the heat of battle
Musket-fire, the deafening blast
Of the cannons. She’s tied to the mast,
Pirates swarming all round…
She’ll be raped… maybe drowned…
But raped first, she opined… if he’s fast!
Half measures
“Well, what else could I do except laugh?
Like the neck of a fucking giraffe…
It was huge!” she exclaimed.
“Still, I’m kind of ashamed
That I only got in about half!”
Yummy mummy
Six months gone, and decidedly yummy!
Dark nipples, big boobs, swollen tummy,
Her pussy lips plump…
All the better to hump…
His insatiably horny young mummy!
Dirty tricks
You can just see her naked, for free.
For a couple of bucks, watch her pee…
Any quirk, any vice,
It’s a matter of price…
There ain’t much she won’t do, for a fee.
Going begging
“God! I’m so fucking horny!” she joked.
“What’s a girl got to do to get poked?
Wave her knickers about,
Shouting Oi lads! My shout?
If I’d worn them, by now they’d be soaked!”
Fouling the nest
His apology came from the heart,
Only words, but at least a good start…
Still, his bridges are burnt,
If he hasn’t now learnt,
When you’re fucking a woman, don’t fart!
Routed
Her resistance, at last, was worn down.
Hobbling home, broken heel, torn gown,
Heaving bosom half bare,
Sticky stuff in her hair…
Which explained the poor girl’s forlorn frown.
Indecent haste
She was left understandably miffed…
The damn root altogether too swift…
Clothes ripped off, nothing said,
Bloody thrown on the bed…
In fifteen seconds flat she’d been stiffed!