“Oh! My goodness!” she gasped, blushing sweetly.
“Your cock fitted in me so neatly!
I’m tired and sore…
But let’s do it once more…
I’m still not… you know… buggered completely!”
Tag: limerick
Harlot
Half naked damn whore! He’s distracted…
Quite shameless! Of course he reacted…
Reached out, grabbed her hair.
Threw her over a chair,
Spanked her arse and then xxxxed her! (REDACTED)
Disappointment
Bloody prick like a damn curled up shrimp!
Fuckin’ tugged it and sucked it… still limp!
Rubbed her cunt in his face…
Man’s a fuckin’ disgrace!
Fuckin’ faggoty, useless damn wimp!
Epiphany
She thought “Yep, I’m beyond overweight…
Floppy tits, the big belly… not great!
All this fat! To be blunt,
Hard to find my damn cunt!
Little wonder I can’t get a date!”
Invitation
Pussy lips pouting, damp, convoluted,
Just slightly agape, so well suited
To focus the mind…
As if purpose-designed
To be lovingly touched, kissed and rooted!
Opportunity cost
Slender, perfect! He watched as she showered…
So easily grabbed, overpowered…
She wished that he would…
Just jump in, fuck her good…
But he wouldn’t, she knew… fucking coward!
That’s a definite
“You’ll be wanting to fuck me, I guess,”
She said. Winked. “Let me slip off my dress…
Maybe bugger me too?
Can I go to the loo?
Look… whatever! The answer is yes!”
Great expectations
His cock was fat, thick-veined and ugly.
“Big, ain’t it?” he smiled and said smugly.
He pushed in the head…
“God! No more, please!” she said,
But he did, and it all fitted snugly!
Kinky
His cock’s weird… she’s seen quite a few…
Bent and twisted… but still worth a screw…
On her knees, on the floor…
The knob’s in… a bit more…
Ouch! The bloody thing’s gone in askew!
His divided attention
It’s distracting, that can’t be denied,
How she’s sitting there, legs open wide,
And the way her jeans fit…
Centre seam up her slit,
And one pussy lip down either side!