“Oh, unkind! To have called me a perv!”
He complained. “That I do not deserve!
Being old… curse my luck!
I can’t manage to fuck…
But I like, nonetheless, to observe!”
Tag: limerick
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He’s a very strange fellow indeed.
Said Miss Jones, and her sister agreed,
Never wanting to screw…
All he wanted to do
Was jerk off, while he watched, while they peed.
Skipping the small talk
Friday night at the bar… they’d just met…
Hadn’t even exchanged names, as yet…
Took his hand, the damn flirt…
Thrust it under her skirt…
So he’d know she was already wet!
Her too
One big breast in each sweaty hand cupped…
Not surprising, but pretty abrupt…
“If you want the damn part,
Suck my cock, for a start!”
That’s the movies… but kinda corrupt.
In the moment
He just grabbed her cunt… God! Pretty shocking!
“You like that? he said, his tone mocking.
Was this, like, assault?
Was it somehow her fault?
Or perhaps opportunity knocking?
Lost in translation
A bit drunk and a little befuddled…
Yes… no… yes… it came out all muddled,
Whatever she’d meant…
And the men came and went,
And cum oozed from her pussy and puddled.
Overtime
In the store room, most days, after work…
Don’t most bosses have some little quirk?
She gets down on her knees,
Gets her tits out to squeeze,
While she gives him a suck, or a jerk!
Soccer mum
Young and pretty… well, gorgeous, then some!
A good wife, went to church, soccer mum…
The nice woman next door,
But who liked nothing more
Than a lovely big cock up her bum!
Her inner whore
She got off, she found, on the pretence…
She came hard and fast, long and intense,
When she acted the whore…
And her husband, what’s more,
Gave up hookers, and saved the expense!
Urban cowboy
Urban cowboy, big hat, calls her ma’am.
She suspects it’s his schtick, all a sham…
His tight jeans, fancy boots…
Bet he hoots, when he roots…
But she’ll fuck him, and not give a damn!