“Well,” she thought. “That’s me fucked, in a word…”
A bit drunk, things a little bit blurred…
Naked… How was that so?
(She’d in fact never know)
And his cock, chock-a-block… how absurd!
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Gentleman
When he fucked her, at least it was brief…
He came fast, to her grateful relief…
Such a rude thing to do!
And a gentleman too…
Yes, naive, but her honest belief!
Wish list
There’s a thing that I crave, she explained…
To be naked and helpless, restrained…
You can fuck me, of course,
But with cruelty, force…
But I need to be whipped too. Or caned.
Wearing nothing but a smile
Her clothes quickly shed, carelessly piled,
She stood naked and blushingly smiled…
“I’m a virgin, of course…
But no need to use force…
I can’t wait to be fucking defiled!”
Spontaneity
His response had been quite instantaneous…
No malice forethought, spontaneous…
Seeing her there,
Naked, wet… it seemed fair
He should fuck her… all else just extraneous!
Fresh
Well, why not give himself a nice treat?
She’s a hot little bitch… young and sweet…
Get her out of the bar…
In the back of his car…
Fuck the arse off this bit of fresh meat!
Simplicity
Is she simple? Or is it an act?
“Stick it where? Could you be more exact?”
She said. “Here? In front?”
(Indicating her cunt)…
She’s a great root, though! That’s for a fact!
Cooling off
She thought “God! A girl must be insane!”
He was saying, “There will be some pain…
You’ll be whipped. I may spank you…”
She’d stripped, but said “Thank you…
But no… I believe I’ll abstain.”
Notorious
She’s a woman of some notoriety,
Shunned by the local society…
Drinks like a man,
Fucks whenever she can,
Quite the height of obscene impropriety!
Beatitude
Beatific! Face like a madonna,
Disgraceful young Brigid O’Connor
Looked up from her beer,
Said into his ear
“You’re cute! We can fuck, if you wanna!”