She was cute, but alarmingly dumb…
You could fuck her sweet pussy or bum,
Stick your cock down her throat
And she’d say (and I quote),
When you came in her mouth, “Mmm, yum yum!”
Tag: limerick
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The guy’s dungeon was damn well equipped!
She was led in blindfolded and stripped,
Fucked with vibrating things
Fucked in chains and on swings,
Flogged with riding crops, caned, spanked and whipped!
Coq rampant
He got naked… She cried “What on earth?”
His cock rampant, of huge length and girth…
Her misgivings subdued,
She was thoroughly screwed,
With much grunting, and panting, and mirth!
Sizing up
Boned and feathered, the cannibal priest
Sized her up, the main course for the feast,
His gargantuan cock
Standing hard as a rock…
“Gosh!” she thought. “Hope he fucks me at least!”
Skewiff
His cock went up her pussy askew
Which had caused an unholy ado,
So she sucked him instead,
And he came in her head…
Gurgle! Gasp! Cough! Gag! Sniffle! Ahhhchooo!!
Gung ho
His apartment was sordid and squalid,
His cock, though, as big as a bollard!
“My god!” she exclaimed.
I might be fucking maimed!
Stick it up me but, baby!” she hollered.
Notorious
As a woman of some notoriety,
Shunned, as she was, by society,
Called “that damn slut”
By men’s wives… tough shit, but
She at least got some fucking variety!
Beyond bad
Scrunched up bra, tattered panties, one stocking…
“Dumb slut!” he said, tone cold and mocking…
She hadn’t said no…
What he did to her, though,
Was beyond bad… in fact rather shocking!
Spit first
“God damn, boy! Watcha think you damn doin?”
She said. “Shoot! Ah reckon ah’m screwin,”
Said he. “You don’t say!
Well, I ain’t got all day,”
She said. “Spit out that gum that you chewin!”
Choosy
“Go to bed with you? Don’t be absurd!”
She exclaimed, never minding who heard…
“But your friend… (and she sighs),
With those lovely blue eyes…
If he wants me, need just say the word!”