Naked girls.. tits and pussy parade!
But, alas, a mean, silly charade…
Just a practical joke
On a poor bashful bloke,
Who just wanted to get himself laid.
Tag: limerick
Taurus
“Mmmm” she thought, as she eyed off the bull…
“That’s a huge cock…” She gave it a pull…
Then got down on her knees
And continued to tease…
And was soon indescribably full!
Punchin’ Judy
His arm pumped up and down in her crotch,
His fist, wrist in her cunt, and his watch!
Like a glove-puppet, jerking,
Him sweating and smirking…
She groaned “Slower, please! Down a notch!”
She stoops to conquer
She bent over… intentional? Careless?
He stared, the room suddenly airless!
Her pussy exposed…
She must know, he supposed…
Strange, exciting, damp, shadowy… hairless!
Front row seat
He would fuck her, he swore… would he dare?
Naked, tied to a rickety chair…
He continued to shout,
His cock bobbing about,
At which (strange) it was hard not to stare!
Home base
“Horny? No, old friend, that’s not the case…”
She said, sighing, caressing his face…
“God! You must think I’m frightful!
The fuck was delightful,
But, like, I was just touching base.”
Peek-a-boo!
He’d had women… a few… once a whore,
But liked peeking… the young girl next door,
His own sister, some others…
Friends’ girlfriends… friends’ mothers…
It all turned him on more and more!
Toe
I was not… I swear… fucking your daughter…
My cock wasn’t in… well… a quarter…
No more… That don’t count!
Just a tiny amount…
Not a fuck… more a toe in the water.
Identity crisis
She lay pondering, somewhat perplexed…
“Am I just a slut? Just oversexed?”
Like, whatever that meant…
As the guy came and went…
And she wiped off his cum and called “Next!”
Waste not, want not
Her intention, of course, to seduce…
And a man would be bloody obtuse
Not to play right along…
Well God! What could go wrong,
If he put her young cunt to good use?