She was built like a walking wet dream…
She put out for the whole goddam team,
Coach and ball-boy as well…
Just a nice friendly gal,
And a bunch of boys, letting off steam.
Tag: limerick
All for one, one for all
In the end, she could just about crawl…
It had been less a fuck than a brawl…
First one guy, then his friend,
Then the rest, in the end,
“What the fuck,” she’d thought. “Fuck one, fuck all!”
No pain, no gain
“Popped my cherry! It did hurt a bit…”
Said her friend. “Fuck! No way! It won’t fit!”
So she’d said to the bloke…
“Thought I’d fuckin well choke…
Like to split me from pussy to tit!”
Ways and means
Kitchen gadgets, coke cans, odds and ends,
School friends’ brothers, just casual friends…
She gets off on most days,
In her various ways,
This or that… it all kinda depends.
Foul play
As he plunged in, she let out a howl…
“Fucking bastard!” she cried, with a scowl.
“I’m so fucking offended…
You plainly intended
To fuck me by fair means or foul!”
A proper gentleman
I do realise, Miss, that you’re shy,
And, although I have no wish to pry…
If you don’t want to screw,
Well, that’s quite up to you,
But I’d like, nonetheless, to know why.
As one does
“If you must, then…” she said with a sigh,
As his hand slowly crept up her thigh…
“And you will, I suppose…
I’m so weak, heaven knows…
Fuck me, do, though I think I may cry.”
Conquest
The dust settled, the swordplay and shooting,
The victors got on with the looting…
When that too was done,
It was time for some fun…
Eating, drinking, some serious rooting!
Full disclosure
“We do bondage stuff, now and again,”
She said. “Chains, dildos, ropes, whip and cane…
We’d just got kind of bored…
Nothing too untoward…
Fucking great, though … it’s hard to explain.”
Temptation in his way
Young and pretty, pert, splendidly breasted…
A man could get bloody arrested!
Goddam little tease…
Her eyes say “Fuck me please…”
Fucking ripe to be fucking molested!