It would seem to be rather moronic,
She said, that we keep this platonic…
It’s all very well
To be friends, my old pal,
But a good fuck’s an absolute tonic!
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Hard
So many cute guys… how to choose?
God! Her pussy was starting to ooze…
Hanging out for some dick…
Hard and strong, long and thick…
Not particular very much whose.
Skin deep
Black, white, brown, yellow… hard to decide,
Out of all of the pussies I’ve tried,
Which, if any, is best…
Like, when put to the test,
As the man says, they’re all pink inside.
Suggestibility
A great beauty, impressively breasted,
She found herself frequently pestered,
By men big and small…
She fucked most, but not all…
It depended on what they suggested.
Forgiveness
The big bosom with which she’d been blessed,
The wild lust she kept mostly suppressed,
Caused her often to sin,
When guys wanted, to sin…
All forgiven, of course, once confessed.
Ambition
Almost fifteen, stopped playing with dolls,
Growing up, setting serious goals…
Get a job, earn her keep…
Take a big cock balls-deep…
In not one, but all three of her holes!
Loophole
We can’t fuck… I’m a virgin, she said…
But he managed to get her in bed…
He came up with a loophole,
And diddled her poop-hole,
Then got her to suck it instead.
Tease
God! Some guys there’s just no damn pleasing!
His cock, that she’s sucking and squeezing,
As limp as a rag!
It’s a bit of a drag,
Though admittedly, true, she’s just teasing.
A nod and a wink
He can fuck me, I guess, she decides…
And she nods, and he winks… in it slides…
Cherry popped… a bit ouch,
On the living room couch,
His big cock somewhere up her insides!
Epilation
“Gonna pluck your slut pussy,” he wheezes.
He grabs her left titty and squeezes…
“Pluck ev’ry damn follicle.”
How diabolical!
“Bitch,” he says, clicking his tweezers!