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Quite a dish

Skin like porcelain, flawless and creamy, 
Big eyes like blue lakes, still and dreamy,
Tits like almond jelly,
Flat, firm washboard belly,
And cunt lips like salmon sashimi.

Author adminPosted on March 21, 2025Categories AOTags beauty, cunt lips, labia, limerick, tits

Thongs and things

Spare a thought for a girl in a thong…
Things might not quite stay where they belong…
Just imagine such mishaps
As dangling piss flaps…
Or worse, if the worst should go wrong!

Author adminPosted on August 30, 2024Categories AOTags flashing pussy, g string, labia, limerick, piss flaps, thong

Divertimento

As she played with her pussy, she hummed,
Shiny lips falling open, much thumbed,
Spread invitingly wide,
As her hand slipped inside,
Pearly clitoris joyfully strummed!

Author adminPosted on August 1, 2019Categories AOTags clitoris, female masturbation, labia, limerick, masturbation, pussy

Young love

They were still in their teens when it started,
Just kids, sailing waters uncharted.
First kiss, roving hands,
And now this! There he stands,
And she, naked, moist labia parted!

Author petePosted on July 15, 2018April 22, 2019Categories AOTags first kiss, labia, limerick, roving hands, teens, young

A sense of occasion

“What a nice juicy cunt,” he said, spitting,
And spreading her lips. “It seems fitting
To throw it a fuck
And, with moderate luck,
Your cute arsehole as well, time permitting.”

Author petePosted on November 15, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags anal sex, arsehole, cunt, fuck, labia, limerick, spitting

Curlicues

Those things dangling from pussies. Lips? Flaps?
Did God make them from leftover scraps?
What on earth are they for?
Silly frills, nothing more?
Or to keep out small creatures, perhaps?

Author petePosted on March 30, 2016March 26, 2020Categories AOTags flaps, labia, limerick, pussies, pussy lips

Wanton

She lounged, posture delightfully lewd,
Lovely labia glistening, dewed,
Nectar meant to be sipped.
Pouting pussy loose-lipped;
This girl lent a new meaning to nude!

Author petePosted on March 9, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags labia, lewd, limerick, nude, pussy, pussy lips

Thin end of the wedge

Just a little sartorial lapse;
She’d got dressed in a hurry perhaps.
She strolled out to the pool
(God, she felt such a fool)
Swimsuit thong wedged between her pink flaps.

Author petePosted on September 13, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags flaps, labia, limerick

Gemutlich

Despite all of their labial frippery;
Never mind how they smell kippery,
Pussies are cute,
And they’re lovely to root,
Soft and shiny, and cosy and slippery!

Author petePosted on June 9, 2014March 26, 2020Categories AOTags gemutlich, labia, limerick, pussies, pussy, root, slippery

Roosters and cocks

Fleshy, soft, like a rooster’s red wattle,
Her labia thicken. Full bottle!
She lets in the tip,
Gets a grip, lets it slip;
Will it all fit in? Yes! The whole lot’ll!

Author petePosted on December 29, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, labia, limerick, rooster's wattle

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