Though her husband’s a fool, and pretentious,
A gambler, a drunk and licentious,
Although he fucks whores,
And he farts and he snores,
In their bedroom he’s still conscientious.
Tag: infidelity
Right neighbourly
The young wife of the fellow next door
Comes around once a week, sometimes more,
Fucks his brains out and goes…
Oral, anal… god knows!
She’s his own private, free of charge whore!
Affairs of state
The young duchess enjoys fornication,
With spooks… once a whole delegation!
The odd Russian spy…
The duke turns a blind eye…
It’s gung-ho, for the good of the nation!
Quantum of solace
She’d been faithful, to give her her due,
Though her man played around, which she knew.
She’d had plenty of men
In her youth, way back then…
On reflection, however, too few.
To have and to hold
Marriage vows make a thing of fidelity…
These days, though, fashions, locality
Mean folks don’t mind
Leaving all that behind…
Fuck whoever, like… universality!
The affair
She’d been having a sneaky affair,
And she’d just had a bit of a scare,
When her husband found out
She’d been fucking about,
Although not with whom, not when or where.
Share and share alike
A good wife… though she strayed now and then…
Rooted many and various men…
She still cleaned, she still cooked,
And took care how she looked…
Fucked her husband too, now and again.
Cuckold
So, his wife screws around… but the crux
Isn’t whom or how many she fucks…
She still fucks him as well,
Loves him best, he can tell,
So he’ll share her then, much as it sucks.
The stable boy
What a wonderful fucking, forsooth!
She thought. God! What a talented youth!
Just a stable boy, yet…
A fuck not to forget!
Bless his cock, be he e’er so uncouth.
Aside
His best man’s pretty hot, thought the bride…
Should she fuck him? Quick, bloody decide!
Would tonight be too soon…
(It’s still pre-honeymoon…)
To be having a bit on the side?