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Yummy mummy

Six months gone, and decidedly yummy!
Dark nipples, big boobs, swollen tummy,
Her pussy lips plump…
All the better to hump…
His insatiably horny young mummy!

Author adminPosted on May 15, 2020Categories AOTags horny, limerick, yummy mummy

Going begging

“God! I’m so fucking horny!” she joked.
“What’s a girl got to do to get poked?
Wave her knickers about,
Shouting Oi lads! My shout?
If I’d worn them, by now they’d be soaked!”

Author adminPosted on May 15, 2020June 2, 2025Categories AOTags horny, limerick, no knickers, no panties, wet panties

Prioritisation

Her damn pussy’s as tight as a clam!
Being horny, of course, as I am,
The priority is,
Fill her up with hot jizz,
And then pull it out, wipe it and scram!

Author adminPosted on December 4, 2019May 22, 2025Categories AOTags horny, jizz, limerick, tight pussy

Bang for her buck

She’s not tight, even overly thrifty,
But gosh! Her new vibrator’s nifty!
Nice size, lots of speeds;
All that any girl needs,
When she’s horny. And change from a fifty!

Author adminPosted on October 10, 2019Categories AOTags horny, limerick, vibrator

Pussy cat

Tanned and taut, tresses tangled and tawny,
A lioness? Tiger? Too corny!
A pussy cat, then?
Or perhaps, to most men,
Just plain pussy, wet, willing and horny!

Author petePosted on October 23, 2018March 27, 2019Categories AOTags horny, limerick, lioness, pussy

What?

“Look”, she said. “It was wrong, but so what?
I was drunk. I was horny, why not?
He’s your best mate, I know,
And I should have said no…
At the time though, I sort of forgot!”

Author petePosted on October 19, 2018April 2, 2019Categories AOTags consent, drunk, horny, limerick, unfaithful

Screen test

So damn horny, her thinking disordered,
Although the whole thing was quite sordid,
She just didn’t care
Who put what, when or where,
Even if it was being recorded!

Author petePosted on August 15, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags gangbang, horny, limerick, reality show

Life is uncertain

Oh my God! I should never drink whisky!
It makes me so horny and frisky!
She thought, the next day,
But, be that as it may,
What a bore, were life not a bit risky!

Author petePosted on July 9, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags horny, limerick, whisky

Tedium

Bored and horny, she lounged about idly,
Blouse gaping, her thighs parted widely;
He looked up, a glance.
“Better put on some pants,
Or your cunt might catch cold,” he said snidely.

Author petePosted on March 10, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags cunt, flashing, flashing pussy, horny, limerick, panties

Being fruitful and multiplying

Being pregnant, she soon lost her figure,
But still, as her belly got bigger,
Her tits did as well,
She was horny as hell,
And still fucked with commendable vigour!

Author petePosted on January 6, 2017July 15, 2024Categories AOTags belly, big tits, fucked, horny, limerick, pregnant, tits

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