Orientation

“I can’t seem to get in,” he said. “Shoosh!”
She replied. “Give another big push…
It’s warm, slippery, wet…
And don’t fucking forget,
It’s the first damn hole south of my bush!”

Surprise!

When they grabbed her, she let out a screech.
“God! Those tits!” said one. “Ain’t she a peach?”
“Fuck! You gave me a fright!
There’s, like, three of yers, right?”
She laughed. “Perfect! Like, that’s a hole each!”