hard – Page 3 – Pete's Limericks

After the ball

A young debutante, glamorous, chaste;
Panties soaked, nipples hard! Her heart raced!
Underneath her silk gown
Captain Parker went down
On her. God! She’d be ruined! Disgraced!

Feeling it in her bones

Although virginal, tight, tense and narrow,
His cock, long, hard, straight as an arrow,
Plunged in to the bone!
Though she let out a moan,
She was secretly thrilled to the marrow!

Zeitgeist

It was maybe the vibe, the zeitgeist.
Just his smile and a wink had sufficed
To attract her regard;
She could see he was hard,
And was already halfway enticed!

Friends with benefits

They were good mates. She gave him a hug.
They lay down on the couch, nice and snug.
She was taken off guard,
When she felt him get hard.
“Let’s not waste that,” she said, with a shrug.

Fallen woman

She allowed him a squeeze and a grope,
And set foot on the slippery slope.
Soon she fondled him too;
He grew hard, as men do,
She undressed, then, to give him more scope.

The pout

He was so hard, he thought he might burst.
She said “Come on, big boy, do your worst!”
What a charming effect;
Her big nipples erect,
And her labia puckered and pursed!

Taste test

First she gave it a tentative lick,
Just the tip of her tongue, a quick flick;
She smiled, moistened her lip,
And embraced first the tip,
Then the rest, which came out hard and slick!